Ever had a girl you were trying to fuck for a hot minute but she did what bitches do and fronted and played hard to get so you eventually threw in the towel? Let me show you how to hustle.
1. Locate– find her hopefully by herself cause there’s strength in numbers and you don’t want her to have a support system around to throw off what’s about to go down,but if you can’t catch her by herself then just find a quick moment alone.
2. The Male Thirst Trap – Make a little small talk, then out of nowhere tell her “You know, I was in love with you ever since the first time I saw you but I didn’t say anything cause we didn’t really know each other and that would’ve came off weird and creepy. I guess it doesn’t really matter now since we’ve both moved on to other things .” Tell her it was nice seeing her again and make up a reason or excuse on why you have to leave. Then go have a conversation with another female while never leaving her line of sight. It don’t matter if you ask the new chick you talking to for directions to the nearest McDonald’s as long as you and her are smiling and the first bitch can see you then you good.
3. The Wait– Now you just chill and do your thing, go out and live life with a smile on your face.It’s only a matter of time before that chick tries to insert herself back in your life. Could happen 3 seconds after step two,could happen 3 months after step two but it will happen. Why? Cause bitches love to lean on happy niggas to make them happy when they aren’t happy. That’s how the friendzone was created.
4.The Sex Trap– Alright she came back to you, that means the ball is in your hands. Play it cool and walk her right into a sex trap. Only be available to hang out at your spot after the sun goes down and nowhere else. Have a good night with her, use your skills to get the box that you’re halfway in already.(You don’t have any skills, then email us, we’ll give you some) Close out the night and make her leave as we learned in the now legendary blog No New Feelings
5. The Soul Lust or The Soul Crush– This is the fork in the road. You got what you came for, do you shit on her or do you not shit on her? Only you can answer that but make sure you factor in the curvings and their reasons and that she’s only fucking with you cause she thinks you’re in love with her lonely ass. If you really like her and think you can build on that then good luck with that. Hopefully it works out and you got you a queen. BUT….If you a bitter nigga like me and can’t look past being curved by bitches that have no business curving you , Crush her soul and start curving her. Dodge calls,tweets,emails, and treat her like she’s a jehovahs witness knocking at your door if she stops by unexpectedly. When you do actually talk to her again confront her about all the curves she gave you and let her know you aren’t some fallback consolation prize ass nigga.
Congratulations! You just created another bitter chick and kept the cycle of niggas and bitches ain’t shit going for another generation. Just remember,she started it, you just beat her at it.
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