Everybody knows the saying that you can’t judge a book by its cover but let’s be honest, if you saw a group of bald white guys coming towards you I’m pretty sure the last thing on your mind is they might be a cancer support group. If you walked into a trigonometry class and the professor was Gucci Mane I’m pretty sure you’d check to see if you or him were in the right class. We all judge by covers until we know more info, that’s why the fashion industry is a trillion dollar business and book covers have quotes of people co-signing the book on the back. You’re only human and that means time is finite for you as in you really don’t have any to waste. So to save you some time, let me tell you some books you can judge off the cover because they’ll be a terrible read trust me.
1.Women with claw nails/extra long nails– I don’t know where this trend came from but it can go back there on the midnight train or red eye it don’t really matter to me. Nails that look like claws don’t make you sexy or animal like, they make you look like a witch. No one likes witches and no one is ever introducing their mother to witch. Well no one smart at least. Claw nails don’t get invited to family dinners.
2.People with neck/face tattoos– Yeah we know you want your homie lil’ JuJu to rest in peace but there is classier ways of doing that. Yeah Mike Tyson and Gucci Mane have face tats (both certified crazy too), but they’re celebrity millionaires. You, are Jerome the backup forklift driver at a warehouse. In prison, the only people whoever got face tattoos were prisoners that had life without the possibility of parole sentences. That should tell you something, especially if you’re free and out in the world.
3.Million Dollar Plan Tellers– If you had a winning lottery ticket would you tell everybody? Of course not, so why would you take someone serious who’s rambling on about their million dollar idea to you? Unless it’s patented, trademarked, or they want you to invest in it, no one serious about it is going to hand you a million dollar idea on a platter to run away with. Most people won’t tell you it’s going to make money until it’s already making money. If someone tells you “Man once (insert plan here) happens, I’m gonna be making all types of money”,just nod your head and say “True” like you 2 chainz cause odds are that plan will never happen unless some really opportunistic person steals it.
Disclaimer: TheFlychologist.com does not condone the stealing of ideas and million dollar plans but if you do, at least cut the person you stole it from in on some of the profits as a thank you gesture.
4.Women who quote Marilyn Monroe-Marilyn Monroe was a drug addicted hoe and home-wrecker. This is fact. She said a lot of bullshit to make herself feel good about being a drug addicted hoe and home-wrecker and make people feel bad for knowing she was a drug addicted hoe and home-wrecker. Any woman quoting her nowadays is single or a serial dater because they use those shitty quotes to justify their shitty behavior, just like Marilyn Monroe. No one should have to “handle you at your worst”, bitch are you a special needs child? No. You are a grown ass woman so act like it and take some responsibility for being a shitty person.
5.Habitual Liars– This one is as simple as it gets. When people lie they start digging a hole. The size of the hole depends on the size of the lie. That doesn’t matter with habitual liars cause they’re always digging themselves deeper. You can hang around to see them digging this hole to nowhere or you can acknowledge that it’s gonna be a hole to nowhere and move on with your life. The longer you stay around a habitual liar, the bigger the chance that your name will make a guest appearance in some of their lies and get your good name dragged down by association. You have to dap people like that and keep it moving cause you’ll never know what’s actually real and whats not messing with them.
So there you have it. I’m sure that there is someone out there that is one of these things but is a really good person, but the other 99.9 percent of them are not to be taken seriously. Me personally, I don’t have the time to sift through trash to find a diamond but if you do then more power to you and God bless your heart. Flychologist out. #Love #Kiss #NewYears
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