Bully Your Way Into A Relationship
As the Flychologist loves to say, yesteryears romantic gesture is todays stalker move which is true shit. You really can’t do romantic shit for women anymore. These bitches are ungrateful. But if that’s the case then what are yesteryears stalker moves now? If the tables turned on romantic gestures then logic dictates they did on stalker moves too. How can you use that to your advantage? Let me show you the way right quick after this quick message from our sponsor…
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Alright so you got a single chick you been plotting on on trying to be boo’d up with that ain’t taking you serious or giving you some type of run around? Hit her up to go out and do something or whatever gets her to you. She’ll come because we all know bitches love sponsored adventures and food. Just start having a good time and enjoying shit.
While you have her on the hook, just look her in the face non-serial killer like and say “Look, me and you have been dating in my mind for a while now, you’re my girlfriend regardless of how you feel about me right now. The way I see it you can be apart of this and enjoy all that this union has to offer, or you can keep doing whatever it is you’re doing.” Give her a second to think it over and watch her agree to your offer if she’s smart. Congatulations, you are now boo’d up. In the slim chance she doesn’t accept your offer, just keep pretending you and her are dating. Text her and ask her how her day went,invite her out to things,send her stupid memes to make her smile, etc. She’ll come around in due time, Bernie Mac made his high school basketball team by showing up everyday and asking the coach what he wanted him to do. You show up to a relationship everyday then it’s only a matter of time before it goes both ways.
Lord of the Trill out.
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