The other day I jacked a page out of Flychologists book and tweeted “At the end of the day….we all just want someone we can say the (Childish Gambino) “3005” chorus to.” A few people retweeted it, a few favorited it, which is cool because I guess it means people agree with it. A few hours later while working I got a notification that someone had replied to my tweet so I checked to see what they said. Basically it was some guy saying if someone said the “3005” chorus to him that he would break up with them. I just sat there in the middle of work staring at my phone trying to figure out why would someone would say something like that. It made no sense to me, why would you break up with someone cause they told you that they like you? All I could do was shake my head and hope the dude wasn’t serious but knowing these new niggas nowadays you can’t really tell.
The whole thing made me realize something, a lot of you people are single because you’re way too cool to be in a relationship. Y’all think you aren’t but you really are. You can’t fathom the thought of doing anything that might be considered corny by all these other people that are also too cool to be in a relationship that you trying to impress. Let me break it to you idiots, BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS CORNY. Everyday isn’t going to be Christmas morning and and everynight isn’t going to be Valentines Day night. There will be a lot of “boring nights” and things in between those “great days” but you lying to yourself if you think that watching Netflix by yourself with a bag full of dollar menu items is just as dope as watching Netflix with someone who cares about you and a real meal. Some of you are way too busy trying to sell people on you being too good for practical dating yet you’re practical people. You aren’t special, you’re the person waiting for the bus telling the other people at the bus stop that cars are wack.You’re the person watching Netflix by yourself all weekend in your underwear from two days ago because you had no plans but you out here frontin for us like you somehow above having someone non-blood related actually care about you. Well we don’t believe you, you need more people…or maybe just one person. Maybe I should just mind my business and let you guys be too cool. You gonna be cool as shit at those family gatherings with your family secretly questioning your sexuality because you been showing up solo your whole life but that’s what y’all want so don’t let me interfere with your happiness.
Trillah Out.
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