The original Fast Life already had a great sample flip for a beat so if you going to remix it, you have to come correct. Cookin Soul does what they do best because this is the best Fast Life remix I’ve ever heard and I’ve heard them all. The Deele sample is smooth and laid back. You could recline in a chair and put your feet up and have yourself an adult beverage as you let this flow through your speakers.

Video  —  Posted: April 3, 2013 in Uncategorized
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G.O.A.T. Quotes Vol.1

Posted: April 3, 2013 in Uncategorized
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As you live your life,people will say things that will stick with you. All for different reasons, some will make you laugh, some will make you shake your head in disappointment, and some stick with you and help guide you through life. They can come from anywhere. Anybody can say something that can stick with you for a long time. For instance, these are some of the random quotes I’ve heard in my years.

1.”I could have got her but her boyfriend was cock-blocking me.”

2.”I said “what up” to Jay-Z at a club once and he said “what up” back, I shouldn’t even be associating niggas like y’all. For real.”

3. “Yeah interracial relationships are great….when you’re young. Then bam! You wake up one day and you’ve become that back dude in Wal-mart pushing the cart for an overweight white chick with three beige kids in crocs following you.”

4.”Dress codes are ignorant nigga repellent.”

5. “Man I make too much money to mess with anyone who would refer to their childs father as their baby-daddy.”

6. “I would never date a chick after an asian dude did, them dudes grew up eating raw seafood so you know he was eating that pussy like it was nothing yo. She probably spoiled now.”

7. “Only thing worse than a hoe, is a old hoe cause a old hoe should know better.”

8. “A lotta niggas ain’t gonna wake up tomorrow and I’m not talking about old people. I’m talking about niggas our age, just gonna go to sleep and never wake up, and you niggas scared to do some simple shit that ain’t a matter of life or death

9. “You gotta learn from mistakes cause Once a lollipop,Twice is a sucker”

10. ” While you doing what you doing just remember, America don’t like confident black men. They’ll call you every bad name under the sun and rejoice when you fail, Look at Muhammad Ali, they tuned in to his fights just to see him lose.They didn’t care that they were watching a master at work.”

Self Preservation- Cooking

Posted: November 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

Yeah,yeah,yeah, you cats love to throw it out when you listing all of the problems with these new age chicks. They can’t cook. It’s like Doughboy said in Boyz in day hood “Either they don’t know, don’t show, or don’t care”…about cooking. But why should that stop YOU from cooking? Just cause Burger King is 24 hours that don’t mean you shouldn’t know how to whip up somethings in the kitchen not named ramen noodles. Knowing how to make a meal ain’t never hurt nobody. In fact it’ll make you more desirable to these non-cooking new age chicks. When you bring one through and she’s yapping about ordering a pizza or hitting up some value menu somewhere and you hit the kitchen and bang out a meal. She’ll lose her damn mind. Just let me give you the disclaimer though,you drop a home cooked meal on one of these new age broads that you yourself created then you might not get rid of her. So feed the birds (pun intended) at your own risk cause one of these strumpets find out you can cook and she’s going to try and hire you for the significant other position you probably didn’t apply for nor want. One of the dangers of being a better man, but its worth it. So grab a handful of recipes for your favorite dishes and get to work on being the elite. This PSA has been brought to you by your friends at the flychology101, the food network, and Recipes.com.

You wouldn’t believe it looking at rap now unless you’re a 80’s baby, but there was a time when rappers used to dance. Not two step, not diddy bop,but full out dance move sets. Some even had background dancers that were apart of the group and all they did was dance for our amusement. Then it happened….(If memory serves me right it was sometime around 91-92) Dancing rappers all started falling off. The new era rappers wasn’t trying to show you they knew how to cut a rug or even lead you to believe they knew how to. They wasn’t trying to have a dance named after them because they were the first ones to do it in their video. They just wanted to rap and look tough, nothing wrong with that, I can respect it, but a part of me misses dancing rappers. I’m pretty sure they’re extinct since we haven’t seen one in about 20 years and I doubt we will ever see one again. Good thing we have video records of them existing so future generations can see what they were like. So take some time out of your day to remember the legendary dancing rapper.

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Ahhh, Kimberly Noel Kardashian. She’s everything you want in a girl and don’t want in a girl all rolled up into one. She’s like that girl that you went to high school with that you saw with a different popular guy every few weeks, and before the news of them being official was official, they were broken up. She was back on the market only to be scooped up by another popular guy. You’ve spent years watching this scenario play out but if you ever got a shot, you would jump on it in a heartbeat. Why? Because she’s THAT good looking. She’s a status symbol that you can use to gauge your own popularity. All those dreams of money, clothes, and hoes. Kim Kardashian is the epitome of the hoes part of that equation. Messing with her will change peoples perception of  you. Girls you used to mess with will feel like losers, girls who shot you down will suddenly want to talk to you. They thought they were out of your league only to find out you’re fucking around in a league they could only dream of being in. Dudes will aspire to be you. Dudes who used to hate on you will well…still hate on you but the hate will be so strong  because they know they would punch a toddler to be you for a day. Not a lot of people on earth can make all that happen while having no type of talent whatsoever. That’s how you know she’s special.

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Image  —  Posted: June 14, 2012 in Fly Girls

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You brought it on yourself free…..you brought it on yourself.

Image  —  Posted: May 31, 2012 in Uncategorized

You wouldn’t believe it looking at rap now unless you’re a eighties baby,but there was a time when rappers used to dance. Not two step, not diddy bop, but full out dance move sets. Some even had background dancers that were apart of the group. All they did was dance for our amusement. It was a glorious time for music videos………..Then it happened(sometime around 1991-1993 if memory serves correct). Dancing rappers all started falling off one by one. The new era rappers weren’t even trying to show you they knew how to cut a rug or lead you to believe they even knew how to. They weren’t trying to have a dance named after them for it first being seen in their video. They didn’t even have background dancers. Directors started shooting rappers from the waist up. You couldn’t even tell if these dudes had legs. They just wanted to rap, nothing wrong with that, I can respect it. We took dancing rappers for granted and now they’re extinct. One hasn’t been seen in about 20 years and I doubt that we ever will see another one again. So take some time out of your day to remember the fabled” dancing rapper”

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Dear Freeway,

     You have too many classics for this.

                                                                                                       Sincerely,
                                                                                                           Flychologist DeGoat

P.S.  It wouldn’t have killed you to dress business casual homey. Not cool bro….Not cool at all.

Image  —  Posted: May 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

http://www.daxtv.com/oj-da-juiceman-xxl-freshman-2010-freestyle/

The now legendary young joo man XXL freshman freestyle. 27 seconds of pure fuel to live out your dreams cause if OJ can become a rap star spitting gibberish like this. Then there’s no reason you can’t be successful with whatever you trying to do.

Video  —  Posted: May 14, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Bigger,Stronger,Faster.

Posted: May 14, 2012 in Uncategorized

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