There’s an old African proverb that says when an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. Which is true cause old people have a lifetime of knowledge stored away but odds are unless you know the right buttons to push to unlock the hidden knowledge,they’re going to hit you with some inspirational quotes to keep you prospering. There’s nothing wrong with that though, we all need deep and positive quotes in our life but there’s a lot of gems in the knowledge that most old people never really share. While chilling at a wedding with an open bar I got to shoot the breeze with some older liquored up married men and pick their brains for their dating knowledge since they don’t need it anymore.Here’s what they had to say.
1. Don’t be afraid to tell a woman that you like her. Woman need to hear it. Even if you casually or jokingly slip it in there. Just make sure you’re looking her in the eyes when you say it and I guarantee the whole dynamic of the conversation and how she acts will change.
2. Randomly observe any woman for a few minutes and count how many times she checks her phone. Think about that the next time a woman tells you she didn’t see your text or call.
3. If you ask a women out ,YOU PAY. THE END. Don’t be childish and if you paying the bill is that big of a deal then don’t ask anyone out in the first place. You could always offer to cook a meal if you don’t want to spend that much money.
4. If a woman won’t eat with you then she won’t do anything with you . A women is going to eat at least three times a day,seven days a week. If she won’t do it one time with you then you’re wasting your time. Move on.
5. When you ask a woman out, don’t ever give an exact day and time. They might not be available then and it might come off like you got turned down. Just ask her would she like to do something sometime, if she says yes then let her tell you when is a good time on her schedule. Unless it’s an event or something,leave the window open.
6. If you ask a woman out and she asks where or what are you guys going to do before saying yes just make up an excuse to get out of it right then and there. If a woman wants to do something with you she’s not going to ask where or what you two are going to do before cause all that will get figured out when the time comes. When a women asks where or what are we going to do, it’s no longer about you. You aren’t selling yourself anymore, now you’re selling the place you plan on taking her. She’s saying “I don’t like you that much but i’ll go somewhere with you if I really want to go to the place you want to take me.”
7. Don’t take dick pictures, EVER. Don’t be afraid to show your dick to a woman if she wants to see it though. Just make sure no one else is around and you’re good. Lots of good things happen when a women and a dick meet in private
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