Posts Tagged ‘Quotes’

Let The Older Gods Put You On by @TheFlychologist

Posted: April 13, 2014 in Appreciation, Free Range Flychology
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There’s an old African proverb that says when an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. Which is true cause old people have a lifetime of knowledge stored away but odds are unless you know the right buttons to push to unlock the hidden knowledge,they’re going to hit you with some inspirational quotes to keep you prospering. There’s nothing wrong with that though, we all need deep and positive quotes in our life but there’s a lot of gems in the knowledge that most old people never really share. While chilling at a wedding with an open bar I got to shoot the breeze with some older liquored up married men and pick their brains for their dating knowledge since they don’t need it anymore.Here’s what they had to say.

1. Don’t be afraid to tell a woman that you like her. Woman need to hear it. Even if you casually or jokingly slip it in there. Just make sure you’re looking her in the eyes when you say it and I guarantee the whole dynamic of the conversation and how she acts will change.

2. Randomly observe any woman for a few minutes and count how many times she checks her phone. Think about that the next time a woman tells you she didn’t see your text or call.

3. If you ask a women out ,YOU PAY. THE END. Don’t be childish and if you paying the bill is that big of a deal then don’t ask anyone out in the first place. You could always offer to cook a meal if you don’t want to spend that much money.

4. If a woman won’t eat with you then she won’t do anything with you . A women is going to eat at least three times a day,seven days a week. If she won’t do it one time with you then you’re wasting your time. Move on.

5. When you ask a woman out, don’t ever give an exact day and time. They might not be available then and it might come off like you got turned down. Just ask her would she like to do something sometime, if she says yes then let her tell you when is a good time on her schedule. Unless it’s an event or something,leave the window open.

6. If you ask a woman out and she asks where or what are you guys going to do before saying yes just make up an excuse to get out of it right then and there. If a woman wants to do something with you she’s not going to ask where or what you two are going to do before cause all that will get figured out when the time comes. When a women asks where or what are we going to do, it’s no longer about you. You aren’t selling yourself anymore, now you’re selling the place you plan on taking her. She’s saying “I don’t like you that much but i’ll go somewhere with you if I really want to go to the place you want to take me.”

7. Don’t take dick pictures, EVER. Don’t be afraid to show your dick to a woman if she wants to see it though. Just make sure no one else is around and you’re good. Lots of good things happen when a women and a dick meet in private

G.O.A.T. Quotes Vol. 2 by @TrillahMNM

Posted: April 8, 2014 in Uncategorized
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As you live your life,people will say things that will stick with you. All for different reasons, some will make you laugh, some will make you shake your head in disappointment, and some stick with you and help guide you through life. They can come from anywhere. Anybody can say something that can stick with you for a long time. For instance, these are some of the random quotes I’ve heard in my years.

1. “Every fight you have is a fight to the death nowadays. This isn’t the old days, there’s no honor anymore. You don’t know what will happen if you fall on the ground or God forbid get knocked out. You might get a kick to the face or hit with a weapon that you can’t just walk away from. If you aren’t ready to kill or be killed then you shouldn’t even be fighting. Just walk away.”

2. “Her and my hand do the same thing and my hand don’t have to be taken out to eat first.”

3. “The end of a mans friend-zone levels is the beginning of a womans friend-zone levels. Mens friend-zones go from sex to relationship stuff,womens go from relationship stuff to sex. This is why men and women can’t be friends.”

4. “We always talk about black people stuck in the slave mentality,but no one ever speaks on white people being stuck in the slave master mentality.”

5. “The first offer when negotiating is just a lowball offer to guage how much of a sucker you are.Don’t be a sucker and take the first offer they give you, it’s their low point not their high point. You can do better but don’t push too hard and price yourself out.”

6. “The social media followback is really this generations version of the car door from A Bronx Tale. Let’s you know what a person really thinks of you and says a lot about their ego if they can’t take a second to press a button and find out how you’re doing.”

G.O.A.T. Quotes Vol.1

Posted: April 3, 2013 in Uncategorized
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As you live your life,people will say things that will stick with you. All for different reasons, some will make you laugh, some will make you shake your head in disappointment, and some stick with you and help guide you through life. They can come from anywhere. Anybody can say something that can stick with you for a long time. For instance, these are some of the random quotes I’ve heard in my years.

1.”I could have got her but her boyfriend was cock-blocking me.”

2.”I said “what up” to Jay-Z at a club once and he said “what up” back, I shouldn’t even be associating niggas like y’all. For real.”

3. “Yeah interracial relationships are great….when you’re young. Then bam! You wake up one day and you’ve become that back dude in Wal-mart pushing the cart for an overweight white chick with three beige kids in crocs following you.”

4.”Dress codes are ignorant nigga repellent.”

5. “Man I make too much money to mess with anyone who would refer to their childs father as their baby-daddy.”

6. “I would never date a chick after an asian dude did, them dudes grew up eating raw seafood so you know he was eating that pussy like it was nothing yo. She probably spoiled now.”

7. “Only thing worse than a hoe, is a old hoe cause a old hoe should know better.”

8. “A lotta niggas ain’t gonna wake up tomorrow and I’m not talking about old people. I’m talking about niggas our age, just gonna go to sleep and never wake up, and you niggas scared to do some simple shit that ain’t a matter of life or death

9. “You gotta learn from mistakes cause Once a lollipop,Twice is a sucker”

10. ” While you doing what you doing just remember, America don’t like confident black men. They’ll call you every bad name under the sun and rejoice when you fail, Look at Muhammad Ali, they tuned in to his fights just to see him lose.They didn’t care that they were watching a master at work.”