Ahhh, Kimberly Noel Kardashian. She’s everything you want in a girl and don’t want in a girl all rolled up into one. She’s like that girl that you went to high school with that you saw with a different popular guy every few weeks, and before the news of them being official was official, they were broken up. She was back on the market only to be scooped up by another popular guy. You’ve spent years watching this scenario play out but if you ever got a shot, you would jump on it in a heartbeat. Why? Because she’s THAT good looking. She’s a status symbol that you can use to gauge your own popularity. All those dreams of money, clothes, and hoes. Kim Kardashian is the epitome of the hoes part of that equation. Messing with her will change peoples perception of you. Girls you used to mess with will feel like losers, girls who shot you down will suddenly want to talk to you. They thought they were out of your league only to find out you’re fucking around in a league they could only dream of being in. Dudes will aspire to be you. Dudes who used to hate on you will well…still hate on you but the hate will be so strong because they know they would punch a toddler to be you for a day. Not a lot of people on earth can make all that happen while having no type of talent whatsoever. That’s how you know she’s special.
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